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| A dozen random questions answered |
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By : Srinivas Krishnan | Published : February 06, 2012 |
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1. Why will electric cars never work in India?
A. Because the sheer honking involved will discharge the battery completely by the time you cover a few kilometres.
2. Why did Mahindra waste money on that “carrot” XUV500 TV commercial?
A. Mahindra did not waste money on it. The ad was subsidised by the Cabbage Growers Association who are sworn enemies of the Carrot Growers Association. Mahindra is reportedly planning a sequel involving cabbages.
3. Why is petrol so expensive?
A. Petrol prices are normal. It is the cheap price of diesel that makes petrol look expensive.
4. Why is diesel cheap?
A. Because petrol is expensive.
5. Why do most Indian bikers not wear helmets?
A. That’s because most of them think it is spelt as hellmate.
6. Why do cattle roam on our roads?
A. Because they have horns too.
7. Why do many of us drive on the wrong side of the road?
A. Just so that we can start driving quickly once we migrate to the States.
8. Why does it say Das Auto below the Volkswagen logo?
A. Ich weiss nicht.
9. Why do all Aston Martins look the same?
A. It is M and Q’s clever idea to fool the enemy – you never know which one has Bond in it.
10. Why does Maruti Suzuki make pink Estilos?
A. What else will, ahem, certain people drive then?
11. Why do we have speedbreakers?
A. Because potholes are sometimes just not effective.
12. Why are you still reading this?
A. Because you’re thinking up of more questions that need to be answered.
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