GOD-O-RAMA pop-up dashboard shrines
Another elegant and deeply religious idea influenced by the Spirit of Ecstasy on the Phantom. Our car dashboards are decorated with full-blown temples with bells, agarbattis, deities with pointy things and sometimes even in-house priests. They have the potential to transport us directly to heaven in case of an impact. So my suggestion is again simple yet brilliant. Sensors all around the car inform this high-tech shrine of an imminent impact and before that happens, the entire shrine gets swallowed into the dash. So nothing’s there to poke you!
CALLFREEZE mobilephone ignition cut-off
This is a wonderful invention dedicated to all those two-wheeler riders who must absolutely speak on the cell while riding. Though there is no doubting their capability of being able to do these two diverse things at the same time, for some bizarre reason, it is not permitted by law. So to prevent dying, or worse, being fined by the cops, this rather intrusive technology immobilises the bike whenever the call on the cellphone is answered. The call can be then completed at ease. The bike starts when the cellphone sends it a message when you hang up. The best part is this technology exists. Simple, isn’t it?
Of course I have more where they came from, for all kinds of contraptions powered by specimens on our roads. Do you have any? Let us know.
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