RN: Oh, so you think you can beat me with that?
JC: Once again probably not, but you’re missing the point here. 80 kph and 3 inches off the ground is way cooler than 160 kph with only conditioned wind in your hair. Specific output when the vibrations are coming through the pegs, your ears are anaesthetized by the screaming exhaust and your bum numbed by ripples in the road only starts increasing exponentially with time. It’s the machine that is capable of liberating the most amount of adrenaline per cc of displacement.
RN: Ha, mine’s bigger and fits all the chicks in.
JC: You know what they say about guys who drive SUVs, right?
RN: Your bike thing makes such a bad sound.
JC: Did you even have a look at the sculpted under-seat expansion chamber? And it’s that tin sculpture that injects a dose of life into the little 50cc Aoli motor. This noise is the melody that two-stroke enthusiasts all over the world pay obeisance to all day.
RN: Wanna switch to this after riding that undertyred contraption?
JC: Undertyred? They’ve got 6.5 inch 90/60 tubeless slicks. And the only reason why I’d switch will be to ferry the Minimoto home.
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